Saturday, July 14, 2007

Funny Church Bulletin Announcements

here's a few kneeslappers (That's what us old farts call "jokes")

"• For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs."

"• This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends."

"• This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar."

Read the rest over at Salve Regina:

1 comment:

Carolina Cannonball said...

have children and don;t know it, eh? Isn't that a popular refrain of many a promiscuous male? ;-P